Review of Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) by Allen G — 19 Feb 2013

Should have been Bale and Cage either fighting the whole time or having sex the whole time. They barely meet in this at all and that's simply unacceptable.

Everyone tries in this one, it really should have been good but it's a flop- a flop in the true definition of the word. It doesn't drop to the ground it just flops there sadly. It's watchable (I was watching for Cage and his accent alone made it watchable) but I wouldn't watch it again.

Everything was tried but none of it was done well-enough and it all comes together in a big mush of insincerity and wasted opportunity.