Review of Captain America: Civil War (2016) by Debaser7 — 11 Oct 2016

I really liked Winter Solider, so I was excited to see Civil War, but I ended up being very disappointed. The film tries to be funny, but the jokes are stupid and full of cringe. The plot doesn't make any sense under any level of examination and is full of plot holes.

Only kids or man children could like this dumb film. The only positives I could give this movies is it's good action (the airport fight is the weakest) and performances. The guy who plays Spider-man was good, but a majority of his dialogue was awful, and sounds like he was written by a fifty year old trying to sound like a teen "have you guys seen that really old movie Empire Strikes Back" No teenager talks like that.

There is also a lot of unfinished, weak CGI in this movie. Watch crude, hilarious Deadpool, or intelligent masterpiece BvS UE instead. I seriously don't understand why critics or anyone else gave this film positive reviews, but I guess critics also gave the terrible F&F7 positive reviews as well.