Review of Cameron's Closet (1988) by Christopher L — 10 Aug 2009

"Cameron's Closet" is almost completely useless, but fortunately it has the charm of its child star going for it. The young Cameron is telekinetic, you see, and his powers have managed to conjure some sort of special effects disaster that lives in his closet.

..even if he moves from place to place. This huge animatronic mistake is also telekinetic, and has glowing red eyes, which hold a shocking resemblance to Christmas lights, which can burn the eyes right out of a man's head.

I'm finished talking about this. I find it hard to believe that the director of "He Knows You're Alone", a good slasher about a killer stalking brides-to-be, thought this was a good idea.