Review of Bushwick (2017) by Duncan W — 21 Oct 2017

Texas and the russians attack a Gentrified section of Brooklyn. Only reason I could think is racist Texas to attack the new coffee shop/yoga center of the world is they needed more recruits and figured they can get the White privileged Hipsters in brooklyn to join.

But lucky for NYC a privileged white girl gets some poor inner city youths to fight these Texans looking to rid the white hipsters out of Brooklyn for who knows what. This is a good thing. But this Trust fund baby tricks these poor inner city youths to give up their lives to save these white hipsters that are destroying brooklyn by Gentrification.

This is the most racist movie ever. These Hipsters should stay in their coffee shops and away from writing action flicks. My theory on Texans looking for white recruits in Bushwick was the only thing that would make this plot work as long as you dont ask why did they have to go all the way to brooklyn.

Also wondering why no one noticed an army killer hillbilly texans moving North. I am just Imagining what a conversation with the director, writers, and producers was like.They had to have these meetings during Hot Yoga,CKO,or Spin Class when their brains were lacking oxygen to think this plot was a good idea.