Review of Bubba Ho-tep (2002) by James M — 23 Dec 2008
Elvis: Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King.
Elvis: "You nasty thing from beyond the dead, no matter what you think or do, good things will never come to you. And if evil is your black design, you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones...â??
[begins to slow the recitation from disbelief].
Elvis: "... will kick your bad behind"?
[muttering to himself].
Elvis: For chrissake! That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? Shit, it don't even rhyme well!
Bubba Ho-Tep: Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you ass-wipe!
This review of Bubba Ho-tep (2002) was written by James M on 23 Dec 2008.
Bubba Ho-tep has generally received positive reviews.
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