Review of Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) by John T — 28 Aug 2008

Maybe I'm the wrong sex for this, every guy rated it 1 star, every girl rated it 5... ???

"Did you mean that thing you said?" "What thing?" "You know what thing." "No I don't know what thing." "The thing thing" "Now let's see, there are any number of things. There was a whole afternoon full of things." "The thing that you said you're not ummm. That you're not even thinking about.. ummm..".

WOW!!!! Great script writing abilities. Damn, I wish I was that good!

Best answering machine ever though "You have no messages. Not a single one. Not even from your mother.".

Best part of the movie "My boyfriend tells me he loves me, but doesn't work, and makes me work 24 hours a day. Then he give me heroin drug. What does your boyfriend do?" "Uh.. He didn't stick up for me...." - Yeah, that's right you whinny bitch. It's all about context. Unless your boyfriend is beating you, selling you for drugs AND shooting heroin into your veins, stop your damn winning. No matter what problems you have they are nothing compared to any one of the girls in a Chinese Prison!

I barely remember the first one, so I decided to check this one out.

Was originally titled "Bridget Jones does stupid shit because she's a clumsy fat cow and then wines about how much of a loser she is.".

Do you remember The Brady Bunch movie where the middle sister is like "George glass is my boy-friend heeeeeeee" The large heeeeeeee was the crazy sounding sigh nasal thing she did whenever she said boyfriend. This is pretty much 2 hours of Renee Zellweger saying the same damn thing.

I liked it how she bulked up for the part... oh wait.. That's only good if you're a boxer or something, right?

This is going to sound chick-like, but Hugh Grant really is the better guy. Except for the whole sleeping with other women thing (which I think is more like art imitating life imitating art...).

Ok, I listen to English movies/shows all day long. I'm used to the the accents completely, so why does everyone's accents sound like shit? Is it because they're completely fake, or is it because this is proper English versus the ghetto street brit slang that I'm used too?