Review of Bridge of Spies (2015) by Eludiumq36 — 11 Jun 2016

OMG, I could only make it halfway through the film before I felt myself aging. The pacing of this film is the equivalent of two Ambien. I was like "what rookie director thought pacing this like an old "Perry Mason" episode was a good idea?" And the so obvious cliché defense atty (Tom Hanks) wrapping himself in the Constitution and EVERYONE else shaming him for defending the spy.

And then I find that the director is Spielberg, then it clicked why everyone has **** themselves with fawning reviews. Disgraceful. This could've been a very interesting and intriguing film but Spielberg's phoned-in directing made it the worst I've seen all year.