Review of Branded (2013) by Sylvester E — 06 Sep 2012
This is one weird, crazy, unintentionally funny, partly true piece of gahbage. If you've seen the trailer then you know there are creatures in it. You don't see or get a hint about these "brand creatures" until an hour of the movie.
This guy performs a satanic ritual he got from a dream and now he is the only one who can see these things. He wages a war against these things because they crave what is bad for you and are telling you to eat burgers because being fat and unhealthy is cool.
He strategically gets the "brand monsters" to turn on themselves to save the day and to get big advertising banned. This was one trippy movie. Not a must see!!
This review of Branded (2013) was written by Sylvester E on 06 Sep 2012.
Branded has generally received mixed reviews.
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