Review of Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993) by Kelly C — 14 Feb 2013

We are not ninjas! This movie, unsurprisingly, makes no sense, but it has some truly hilarious moments. These masked evil monks want to eat a flower, and are really violent with some innocent musicians, so Teri Hatcher enlists the protection of Andrew Dice Clay.

The whole crew crashes through a dozen or so balsa wood doors, and there are a couple pretty intense walking chase battles. The film also features "Queen Kong" in the memorable role of Bertha.

I don't know how this obtained financing, crew, or actors, but I'm reasonably glad it did.