Review of Boat Trip (2002) by Gilbertmulroneycakesallsummerlong — 15 Nov 2003
"A sexy, uninhibited romantic comedy about following your heart?no matter where it leads you." Here's "Boat Trip" instead. Again I scratch my head - "Gosford Park" gets 5.
5, "Boat Trip" 7.4. I hate to be a snob, but come on, people! There's a whole world of wonders out there in cinema, and here you are gawping at Cuba Gooding Jr (find a good script, for God's sake, you're a talented boy) blank-eye his way through one of the very stupidest films of the decade, one which seems to have aspirations toward nonchalant homophobia, yet doesn't even have the cojones to be properly offensive.
The only thing it has going for it is Roger Moore making the best of a bad situation - but even Sir Rog isn't enough to save a "sinking ship". Ho, and indeed, ho. I hope that's enough explanation for the pleasant-sounding Marcos R.
- it's an affront to my dignity and my family.
This review of Boat Trip (2002) was written by Gilbertmulroneycakesallsummerlong on 15 Nov 2003.
Boat Trip has generally received negative reviews.
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