Review of Blue Lagoon: The Awakening (2012) by Ebony W — 28 Nov 2012

OK, in all honesty, I did not truely "watch" this film. It was being watched next door to me on a long flight from Australia, so I had a visuals-only experience, but I think I have summized enough of the plot to draw a conclusion. The film's story is so sparse and weak, that 90% of the film is hard hot body's moving in slow motion through what might be 5-10 long montages that make up the film. While we are on the topic of make-up, really? His hair and her eye makeup flawless after days? Clean clothes, and not a scratch...really?

More of a music video than a film.