Review of BloodRayne (2005) by Josh And The Kingdom Of Stupid Stuff — 30 Jul 2008

An example on how to make a terrible movie with a decent idea.

This review of BloodRayne (2005) was written by Josh And The Kingdom Of Stupid Stuff on 30 Jul 2008.

BloodRayne has generally received negative reviews.

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