Review of BloodRayne (2005) by Jeffg. — 29 Jul 2006
The only reason this gets a 1 is Kristana Loken's bare breasts and the way they got worked over by what's-his-name. A-Mazing. The people saying "good action" and "good sword fights" probably wouldn't see any difference between Plan 9 From Outer Space and Forbidden Planet.
Both Sci Fi, both old, heck, same movie, right? Not. These 10's are obviously trolls with the futile agenda of making someone think it's worth spending money on. "The first great vampire masterpiece"? Words fail me.
"sat riveted from start to wonderful finish"? Maybe this person had an exciting dream when they dozed off during Madsen's dead-pan. And what was with the stilted attempt at old-world dialect suddenly interrupted with phrases like "pee on"? Was I halucinating or did Loken slip into a fake British accent at the end? Unintentionally hillarious from start to finish.
The "blood splatter effect guy" had a bigger budget than the writers.
This review of BloodRayne (2005) was written by Jeffg. on 29 Jul 2006.
BloodRayne has generally received negative reviews.
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