Review of Blair Witch (2016) by 00Liteyear — 20 Sep 2016

This film will make you feel empty. It's like a buffet of visuals but you get bloated without the fullness. In the end, it just raises hundreds of questions without any answers. For example, what's the blair witch? From watching the trailer you can see that the Blair Witch screams like a foghorn & airhorn, shakes the ground like a tyrannosauros rex, she can pick up tents from 100 feet in the air, voodoo, stick bones in wounds, emits light everywhere wherever.

While there's nothing wrong with showing off more than what the first film did, there should be more development as would be expected out of a sequel. It was exactly the same as Blair Witch 1999 except with the new technological advances and CGI.

The plot was just an excuse for a remake. The guy sees uploaded video footage from his sisters group disappearing 17 years, and believes an ugly ass zombie was his sister. The worst part is that there is no likeable character and their deaths still leave a bad taste in the mouth.

If only there could've been some redeemable feature to wash it out with.