Review of Blair Witch (2016) by Rodney E — 17 Sep 2016

I can't even begin my rant on how fucking awful BLAIR WITCH was because it will be ceaseless. Just, don't. Do not with this disgrace. My god, it has the worst acting and worst writing I've seen in film, ever.

What a waste of telling a promising, mythological, fucked-up folklore?! I WANTED THE FUCKING BLAIR WITCH AND 95% OF THIS FILM WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY (because the bit of methodology/philosophy of the Witch was fucking fantastic but NOT EXPANDED ON.

So one star for making her fucking awesome for like 5 minutes. Aside from that, good riddance. This film is everything that is wrong about most modern horror.