Review of Blair Witch (2016) by Nick L — 30 Sep 2017

I had such high hopes for this squeal, but it was a total disappointment. I can sum this movie up with one phrase. "Jump Scares". Constant one after another jump scares. Loud sudden noises accompanied by someone or something popping into frame. When will today's horror directors learn. That is a cheap and cliche startle tactic. It's not scary. Just really annoying, especially after the 4th time.

There's a lot more I can say to criticize this film, but its not worth my time. If you're interested in seeing Blair Witch, do yourself a favor and watch the original movie. It's better in every way.