Review of Black Moon Rising (1986) by Ryan B — 02 Nov 2007

You know, if Hamilton didn't suffer from being young in the 80s(wtf was with her hair!?) I really might have found her attractive before she got buff in T2. She had a cute face, what can I say.

So, the movies about a fast car, which I found strange, since it was less aerodynamic than my 92' Metro, whatever works. Jones needs to aquire something for someone, cause that's what he's good at, but uh-oh, when he hides that something in the license plate holder of the speed car, he didn't foresee the hottie hamilton stealing it for an evil super criminal! Do I smell unstoppable an unstoppable Tommy Linda Jamilton?! I just made that up. But really, if you want to waste time, do something else, this sucked.