Review of Black Dahlia (2006) by Jessica D — 25 Jan 2010

Boooooring. The names of the characters are so similar that even after the film I couldn't tell which one was which - or even recall the damn names at all. One was Fire and the other Ice, don't know why and don't care at all. They were also boxing against each other and they kinda shared a woman. After the other one died, it took about 5 minutes for the other to forget all the manners and surrender to her seduction.

The black dahlia girl was a whore/lesbian/kill... erm, bad girl and someone killed her for some eccentric reason because of a girl that supposedly looked like her but actually didn't - or then there's something wrong with my eyes. And then there was this old pervert Georgie and I forgot how he was involved. Confused? So am I. The point must have been that you shouldn't agree to appear on lesbian porn film if you have had sex with your lookalike.

In other words, a load of crap. Over and out.