Review of Black Christmas (2019) by Signas501 — 12 Feb 2020

Sold by the commercialization in expectation of an eerie atmosphere and competent, stoic RWBY-esc female characters facing an intimidating or supernatural threat while knowing nothing of the prior films, I went to the theater on Christmas day to see a movie in an empty room joined by two family members and had to wait a half hour for management to realize people actually wanted to view the film.

Much to my dismay, I soon came to realize that I had payed for three tickets just to be stereotyped and insulted for 1 hour and 33 minutes by the titular protagonist group of four vitriolic, radical Mu Kappa Epsilon sorority girls Riley Stone, Marty, Kris, and Jesse under the presumption that all white men are sexist, rapist, and racist patriarchal conspirators that seek to oppress woman because of their masculinity.

Any character that spoke out and called their perspective into question is immediately labeled and antagonized by the cast and killed in an act of bias without question while forcing their victim propaganda with little context regarding why we should feel the way these characters do, and why we should even care.

Any sense of dread and tension gradually dissipates as their agenda ignores rational thought and outright portrays white men as blatantly scheming, bumbling, manipulative, angry stalkers that view woman as nothing more than subservient objects below them.

This movie was a disgusting, hypocritically racist, shameful waste of time made by cynical hacks that could only prove their point by killing and subjugating those who have their own opinions. Wasting my time and money as well as putting both my family members and I in a bad mood, this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.