Review of Black Christmas (2006) by Johanna J — 30 Apr 2012

I was looking forward to seeing this movie. figured even if garbage it would have good kills. nope.

This review of Black Christmas (2006) was written by Johanna J on 30 Apr 2012.

Black Christmas has generally received negative reviews.

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