Review of Bitten (2008) by Rose G — 30 Aug 2009

Jason Mewes plays a paramedic who falls in love with a girl whom he found near-death in an alley. He brings her to his home and nurses her to recovery, since the girl refuses to go to a hospital. One night after his shift, he returns home and discovers a blood-drained corpse in his pad.

For a movie that is classified as a horror/comedy, I couldn't exactly say that anything was even horrific or funny about it. I can safely say that you can put this beside Twilight on the list of the worst vampire movies ever.