Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Michael J — 17 Dec 2009

This movie has everything you ever wanted: Guns, blood, violence, sexy chicks and lots of action... Still it's terrible. How they managed to fuck that up, is beyond me.

The makers obviously wanted to make a "cool" modern exploitation movie with a little Sin City thrown in for good measure. It jumps between scenes filmed on location in the desert and flash-back scenes with a lot of greenscreen (like in Sin City or Mutant Chronicles). The greenscreen scenes look terrible. In fact they often look like cut-scenes from a lousy computergame.

Acting is so-so and the plot offers nothing new. It could have been a fun ride for a beer-filled saturday night, but it's not! Sloppy, boring and tries too hard to be cool...