Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Nikolaj Z — 18 Mar 2010
I got what I wanted out of this film: Plenty of Tit/Ass shots and mildly softcore pornography.
BUT, this movie is 1 hour and 43 minutes!! By the first hour, I was expecting the film to end soon. (NOPE!).
DELIVERY has always been a main key in my rating system; and "Bitch Slap" has a style that isn't necessarily "self-aware" as much as it is giving high sex-drive men what they want. (When guys went to see "Some Like It Hot," it wasn't for the production, story, or Jack Lemon.).
From a Home Movie perspective, YES, this movie does use PLENTY of green screen! But it is still far more impressive than any lame college "independent" film I've ever seen. (The film is not meant to look realistic; most average movie-goers just don't care. Which is why so many shitty movies are prevalent.).
The people who have already said: "Yes, I want to see this!" will certainly enjoy the excess of this film; but it is 1 hour and 43 minutes, you'll probably get bored half-way through. The flow is not impressive.
This review of Bitch Slap (2009) was written by Nikolaj Z on 18 Mar 2010.
Bitch Slap has generally received negative reviews.
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