Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Aaron N — 18 Mar 2010
Camero: I'm not the one plumbing the depths of cooterlicious, pretending to be someone I'm not!
A pretty big display of how to make a pretty shitty movie. A cheap looking excuse for a sexy action movie that drags on for way too long, features way too many just plain dumb sequences, and manages to defy expectations by becoming worse and worse.
Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin. An integration of flashbacks reveals the purpose of the events that transpire, as our three hotties get into fights, a little killing, and plenty of other revealing twists and outfits.
Clearly this movie knows what it is, but that being said, it doesn't come close to accomplishing being a tongue-in-cheek exploitation movie. Everything just comes off as being very poorly done.
Camero: Next stop, brown town.
The film had a very low budget, which is obvious from the heavy use of green screen and one main location, but that shouldn't be a good excuse. There are plenty of low budget flicks that have accomplished quite a lot with very little.
Quite a mess all around. Only Uwe Bolle could be proud.
Trixie: Hooray for us!
This review of Bitch Slap (2009) was written by Aaron N on 18 Mar 2010.
Bitch Slap has generally received negative reviews.
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