Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Vincent P — 21 Mar 2010
Well I guess you can call it a Grindhouse movie just by the style of the opening credits. TOTAL GUY FLICK Zoe bell (that was the chick on the hood of the car in Death Proof) was the stunt Co-ordinator.
16 minbutes in this is one dopy movie. After watching full movie.. Ok was there a plot. I may have missed it. I think it was something about finding some item(s). basically it?s a lesy boob movie dressed in micro mini & cleavage huggers.
I DO like the wise crack lines ?Sip shit is definably NOT in the vocabulary on this set! I forget which one made me laugh was it liquid pants I forget it was in the beginning. DO NOT HAVE kids around.
& I?d say from what I described above NC-17 although the disk says Unrated. I ordered it for dad from the description on Netflix but I just watch ALL the Movies we get. The end seemed to drag I do want that yo yo the Chinese girl has.
The title fits on 2 levels the beginning w/ the guy (that?s going beyond a bitch slap! & 2 the ending w/ a not so girly fight. . Oh they actually get philosophical.. ?Is stealing from a criminal any better than being one?? D (from a guys eye view I guess it would be at least a C.
This review of Bitch Slap (2009) was written by Vincent P on 21 Mar 2010.
Bitch Slap has generally received negative reviews.
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