Review of Bitch Slap (2009) by Mark G — 13 Mar 2011
The simple tale of three sexy ladies with large chests and cleavages so deep that the grand canyon would feel inadequate. Generally doing things in slow motion.
The movie is trying a bit too hard to be a grindhouse flick and doesn't quite succeed, but that is in no way a bad thing as it's still a damn entertaining movie...with bosoms, did I mention those?
If you are hoping for lots of nudity then look elsewhere because you won't find it here. What you will find is funny dialogue, like "ride the pork pony to tuna city", (hey, I said it was funny, not Oscar winning), Memorable characters, action, cleavage, and a better than expected story.
Sure you have to use what's known as 'suspension of disbelief' as there are moments that logical thinking won't like. A good example being that after the girls have done some digging (in slow motion) for the buried treasure plot macguffin, the girls need to cool down. Handily, just sitting outside the old, ramshackle caravan out in the desert, are containers of water. Because people always leave water carelessly laying around in the desert. But you wont care when the result is the girls having a water fight, and yes, it's in slow motion.
And of course you also get cameo appearances from Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless.
So, yes it's silly but it is fun, it is sexy, and it's entertaining and witty.
If, like me, just the title of the movie was enough to catch your attention then you should find something to like here.
Especially if you like sexy ladies...and breasts.
This review of Bitch Slap (2009) was written by Mark G on 13 Mar 2011.
Bitch Slap has generally received negative reviews.
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