Review of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) by Alexei G — 10 Apr 2015

What the hell was I thinking when I first saw this movie? This is one of the dumbest movies ever made. Even when it was new! Never did I think I would come back to a movie and it made me pray for death when I did.

Every character acts so dumb, and the entire plot is so innately poor, that the film fails lead you away from it's inherently airheaded nature, and the fact that it's basically just a regurgitation of the low end of what used to be popular culture.

And I don't believe I will ever understand what I thought was so good about the movie the first time.