Review of Biker Boyz (2003) by Rob J — 03 Sep 2007

This is like the Fast and the Furious but far, far funnier. It's not meant to be either. It starts off with Eriq La Salle (the black doctor in ER) and a bunch of bikers doing illegal drag racing in LA. Then one of the bikers crashes and his bike flies into Eriq La Salle's head and rips it right off. At this point you are wetting yourself with laughter. Then Laurence Fishboi starts talking Prime Grade A BS Zen ju-ju about motorcycles and because he's called "Smoke" he keeps on chanting 'You Got Smoked By Smoke' which makes no sense at all but its quite clear that he's high on crack throughout the film so fair enough. All my life I have been waiting to see Eriq La Salle decaptitated during the course of a buddy movie about an all-black biker gang (oh yes, a first in cinema history! It's kind of like a ghetto-fabulous Easy Rider) led by Laurence Fishboi who acts like he's still in the Matrix.

Possibly the worst film I have ever seen but it made me laugh hysterically so 5 stars.