Review of Big Trouble in Little China (1986) by Amontillado — 26 Nov 2017

This is a movie that the critics got wrong. The greatest collection of one liners, over-the-top schlock action, and Kurt Russel's bravado make this a tasty jam. You will laugh, you will cry from some of the greatest sentences ever uttered by a human being.

You will also be amazed by how the film fools you with who the real hero of the movie is, and I'm not just talking Kim Cattrall. If you love schlock, if you love cheesy one liners, if you are a nerd (a true blue one not one of the wannabes), then this is the movie for you.

Perfect for groups or if you're by yourself (cause you are a nerd), crack open a cold one (if you're of age), dig into that pizza and enjoy.