Review of Bewitched (2012) by Meg S — 05 Oct 2008

'Isabel Bigelow: I am through with just snapping my fingers and getting my way.

Coffee Shop Waitress: Uh, no breakfast after 11.

Isabel Bigelow: Oh.

[snaps fingers and clock turns back from 11 to 10:55].

Isabel Bigelow: My absolutely last thing!'.

'Uncle Arthur: Do you want the long version or the short version? And I have to warn you, the long version is in Aramaic.'.

'Ritchie: That's it. You're fired.

Isabel Bigelow: Doesn't matter... I quit! Yeah, so you better call my agent.

Jim Fields: You don't have an agent.

Isabel Bigelow: Then call my cable man!'.

'Isabel Bigelow: [after quitting/being fired] I can't just walk back in there now.

Jack Wyatt: Once you show up in a golf cart, believe me, all is forgiven. I've done it a lot of times.'.

'Maria Kelly: Look, you have three choices. You can either quit... give up... or get mad.

Isabel Bigelow: What would Samantha do?

[Looks at picture of Elizabeth Montgomery &sets things off in the studio lot].

Maria Kelly: She chose mad, right?'.

'Gladys Kravitz: [Standing at their window] Abner, come look! The new neighbors are movin' in!

Abner Kravitz: [Reading the newspaper] Not now, Gladys, I'm busy.

Isabel Bigelow: [Outside, in front of their new house, Jack lifts Isabel] Aaaah.

Jack Wyatt: Ah, yes, now I'm going to... carry you across the threshold.

[they enter].

Isabel Bigelow: Don't you think the front yard looks a little bare?

Jack Wyatt: No, I don't.

Isabel Bigelow: But I think it could use a little something.

Jack Wyatt: I-I-It's fine the way it is, honey.

[Nose wiggling sound, followed by cherry tree growing and blooming in the front yard].

Gladys Kravitz: Abner! A tree just appeard in the front yard!

[She faints]'.