Review of Bewitched (2012) by Meg S — 05 Oct 2008
'Isabel Bigelow: I am through with just snapping my fingers and getting my way.
Coffee Shop Waitress: Uh, no breakfast after 11.
Isabel Bigelow: Oh.
[snaps fingers and clock turns back from 11 to 10:55].
Isabel Bigelow: My absolutely last thing!'.
'Uncle Arthur: Do you want the long version or the short version? And I have to warn you, the long version is in Aramaic.'.
'Ritchie: That's it. You're fired.
Isabel Bigelow: Doesn't matter... I quit! Yeah, so you better call my agent.
Jim Fields: You don't have an agent.
Isabel Bigelow: Then call my cable man!'.
'Isabel Bigelow: [after quitting/being fired] I can't just walk back in there now.
Jack Wyatt: Once you show up in a golf cart, believe me, all is forgiven. I've done it a lot of times.'.
'Maria Kelly: Look, you have three choices. You can either quit... give up... or get mad.
Isabel Bigelow: What would Samantha do?
[Looks at picture of Elizabeth Montgomery &sets things off in the studio lot].
Maria Kelly: She chose mad, right?'.
'Gladys Kravitz: [Standing at their window] Abner, come look! The new neighbors are movin' in!
Abner Kravitz: [Reading the newspaper] Not now, Gladys, I'm busy.
Isabel Bigelow: [Outside, in front of their new house, Jack lifts Isabel] Aaaah.
Jack Wyatt: Ah, yes, now I'm going to... carry you across the threshold.
[they enter].
Isabel Bigelow: Don't you think the front yard looks a little bare?
Jack Wyatt: No, I don't.
Isabel Bigelow: But I think it could use a little something.
Jack Wyatt: I-I-It's fine the way it is, honey.
[Nose wiggling sound, followed by cherry tree growing and blooming in the front yard].
Gladys Kravitz: Abner! A tree just appeard in the front yard!
[She faints]'.
This review of Bewitched (2012) was written by Meg S on 05 Oct 2008.
Bewitched has generally received mixed reviews.
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