Review of Baywatch (2017) by Leonardo - Malacay - S — 20 Jun 2017

Ni cuerpos, ni culos, ni tetas, ni pectorales, ni guarradas esta película se queda a medio camino de todo.

This review of Baywatch (2017) was written by Leonardo - Malacay - S on 20 Jun 2017.

Baywatch has generally received mixed reviews.

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