Review of Baywatch (2017) by Skykappah — 11 Sep 2017

So bad it made me angry... It's basically an insanely long Saturday Night Live sketch that's outstayed it's welcome... It runs for 2 freakin hours!! Tonally it switches from slapstick comedy to cheesy year 2000 action, which doesn't work and is jarring. Storywise, there pretty much isn't one.... Corny Priyanka Chopra drug lord being all drug lordy on Dwayne's beach, it's up to the crappy Baywatch team to stop them. That's it.

Just about everybody is phoning it in, except for Jon Bass who is quite funny as Ronnie.

I give it 1 point for Ronnie and 1 point for the few jokes that worked. Otherwise one of the worst films I've ever seen.