Review of Baywatch (2017) by Adam H — 23 May 2017

I'm giving this a full two stars, because the d*ck jokes that were there, were actually funny. Mitch doesn't really go through any transformation, but the we spend the most time on his character.

There's no real compelling story at play here, just a sequence of events, often times hyped up by dialogue, rather than action. Not sure why this was the modern take on Baywatch. The Hoff and Pam Anderson alone.

Their cameos did nothing to support whatever story there was. Bring back the re-runs, and leave.