Review of Baywatch (2017) by Patrick W — 04 Aug 2018

Writing a review to tell you critics how worthless you are. I never look at what critics think because 95% of the time they say movies are shit. You are a bunch of washed up film students who couldn't cut it.

When 87 percent of people say they liked the movie on google and it receives a score of 16% on rottent tomatoes there is a problem. Instead of sticking your nose in the air and saying people just don't know films you could acknowledge that your job is useless because you made it so. I don't say this because I liked this 1 movie. Critics xonstantly bash movies and actors that have a lot going for them and get great reviews from the average viewers or even bring in a lot of money. You can say being a critic os more than just the box office and what regular viewers think, but thats's just an attempt to legitomize your views above all others so you washed up film students have a job. Critics are useless.

3.5 to 4 stars for humor, hot women, chizzeled guys and slow motion. To the average movie goer, they will like it.