Review of Battleship (2012) by Monny M — 20 Sep 2013

Oh no, you sank my interest in this film.

This review of Battleship (2012) was written by Monny M on 20 Sep 2013.

Battleship has generally received mixed reviews.

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Battleship is logic-free Michael Bay-style fodder where nothing's at stake and even the jingoism is hard to take seriously. Everyone loses…

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Are you fucking kidding!? People are retarded for calling this movie a bad movie. Fucking retarded!!!! This movie is fucking good…

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