Review of Battleship (2012) by Galskapet — 14 Aug 2012

Typical American hero movie with a very predictable story and outcome. The music the old war heroes and the love story. The lines reminds me of Rambo and McGyver.

This review of Battleship (2012) was written by Galskapet on 14 Aug 2012.

Battleship has generally received mixed reviews.

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