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By Kristian Harloff And Mark Ellis (7) for Schmoes Know (710) on 14 May 2012

This movie is not horrendous and judging from the trailers we've seen, I guess that's a win…

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By Jimmyo (378) for JoBlo's Movie Emporium (1,959) on 14 May 2012

As a child, if you ever placed one of your mom's cooking pots on your head and beat on it with a spoon you'll get the idea of what it is like…

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By Garth Franklin (268) for Dark Horizons (452) on 14 May 2012

This so-called tribute to the Navy is about as welcome as a post-shore leave shipwide outbreak of the clap…

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By Nick Pinkerton (448) for Village Voice (8,525) on 14 May 2012

And when the F-14s came out for a triumphant flyover, I looked around the room to find the moron who was applauding only to realize that it was me…

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By Joshua Rothkopf (1,058) for Time Out (7,510) on 14 May 2012

What's the word on the film debut of Rihanna, playing a sass-mouthed petty officer? Dreadful (ella, ella)…

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By Pete Hammond (936) for Boxoffice Magazine (2,896) on 14 May 2012

Its endless parade of explosions, battles and general mayhem makes Michael Bay seem like Ingmar Bergman in comparison with Battleship director…

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By Nick Schager (2,294) for Slant Magazine (8,298) on 14 May 2012

Shamelessly mimics Michael Bay's larger-than-life dialogue, sweeping cinematography, cornball romance, and military fetishism…

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By Harvey S. Karten (2,210) for Compuserve (1,948) on 13 May 2012

Missiles have the only sensible dialogue in this otherwise technically awesome picture…

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By Emanuel Levy (2,948) for EmanuelLevy.Com (2,771) on 12 May 2012

Underwhelmingly written and overwhelmingly produced, Battleship is a silly, formualic picture dominated by action set-pieces and CGI effects…

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By Pablo Villaça (1,590) for Cinema em Cena (1,589) on 10 May 2012

Não apenas é aborrecido e tolo como ainda conceitualmente feio, glorificando o que há de pior na natureza humana: a guerra, o impulso de…

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By Sam Bathe (186) for Fan The Fire (489) on 02 May 2012

Slo-mo action at every turn probably doesn't help but at least it's not the total horror show it could have been…

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By Charlie Lyne (195) for Ultra Culture (187) on 28 Apr 2012

The effects shots are so complex and protracted that they're little more than unintelligible tangles of water and steel, washing over the audience…

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By Simon Foster (434) for Screen-Space (209) on 25 Apr 2012

There really isn't an original thought in Berg's film, but there is a whole lot of energetic action and more than just a little excitement…

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By Anders Wotzke (182) for Moviedex (362) on 17 Apr 2012

I found myself reveling in the silliness of what is, essentially, the most expensive B-movie ever made…

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By Ed Whitfield (493) for The Ooh Tray (482) on 15 Apr 2012

Loud, ridiculous and US Navy propaganda it may be, but Battleship transcends its inauspicious origins to become a dumb actioner with a sense…

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By Philip French (1,151) for Observer (UK) (2,398) on 13 Apr 2012

Long, loud, ludicrous, mindlessly enjoyable…

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By Edward Douglas (1,395) for ComingSoon.net (2,031) on 12 Apr 2012

Hasbro's classic game is clumsily shoehorned into a movie that literally takes every single Michael Bay movie and squooshes them into a formulaic…

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By Jason Di Rosso (253) for MovieTime, ABC Radio National (314) on 12 Apr 2012

The ridiculousness of it all is either sheer joy or pure hell -- depending on how seriously you take it…

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By Jason Best (961) for Movie Talk (957) on 12 Apr 2012

Cringe at unfeasibly wooden acting and hoot at unspeakably bad dialogue, not all of which is unintentionally funny…

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By David Edwards (979) for Daily Mirror (UK) (1,133) on 11 Apr 2012

Like the very best junkfood, Battleship has no nutritional value whatsoever but goes down easy. I just hope the film is meant to be a send-up…

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