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By Marc Savlov (2,019) for Austin Chronicle (7,653) on 17 May 2012

This crass and hugely dumb aliens vs. multiple earthling navies should thrill the hyperactive 10-year-old inside you…

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By Steve Persall (1,105) for Tampa Bay Times (1,287) on 17 May 2012

Two flesh-and-blood performers stand out among the machinery…

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By Austin Kennedy (419) for Sin Magazine (286) on 16 May 2012

I didn't come to a movie called BATTLESHIP to see a bunch of crap that I could've watched on 90210. I want to see explosions and aliens and what-not…

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By Rebecca Murray (740) for About.com (1,470) on 16 May 2012

for some unknown reason Battleship tries to play like a romantic comedy - complete with a meet cute - for the first 1/3 of its overly long…

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By Mark Dujsik (2,093) for Mark Reviews Movies (2,037) on 16 May 2012

A distended and entirely generic movie about a trio of Navy ships (and, if one is generous, the people onboard) that are the last line of defense…

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By Cole Smithey (1,865) for ColeSmithey.com (1,853) on 16 May 2012

Battleship is a loud and booming-blow-'em-up movie made for a 12-year-old target audience…

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By Jim Judy (1,199) for Screen It! (1,437) on 16 May 2012

Just make sure you go in with low expectations of anything resembling art and you might find yourself having fun while being yanked along on…

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By Dustin Putman (2,479) for TheFilmFile.com (2,314) on 16 May 2012

One ethnic stereotype, two objectifying shots of the supermodel-ready female form, and three set-pieces of choppy, ADD-massaging quick edits…

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By Nell Minow (2,357) for Beliefnet (937) on 16 May 2012

A good, old-fashioned summer popcorn movie...and Rhianna is a hoot…

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By Brandon Judell (340) for CultureCatch (133) on 16 May 2012

If Ed Wood had a budget of a $100 million to throw around, even he might not have been able to direct a film as godawful as Battleship -- or…

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By Chris Hewitt (St. Paul) (2,277) for St. Paul Pioneer Press (4,360) on 16 May 2012

It's the sort of movie every summer needs. And stick around for a fun post-credits sequence that hints at a sequel…

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By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 16 May 2012

An unholy mash-up of 'Pearl Harbor' and 'Transformers'...if Berg doesn't match [Bay] in bombast and stupidity, it's not for lack of trying…

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By Ann Lewinson (45) for Boston Phoenix (1,372) on 16 May 2012

You can't help but wonder what Hasbro will do with Candy Land…

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By Jason Zingale (478) for Bullz-Eye.com (1,091) on 16 May 2012

Battleship knows that it's big, dumb summer fun, and it doesn't pretend to be anything more…

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By Colin Covert (1,936) for Minneapolis Star Tribune (2,416) on 16 May 2012

The film boasts a destroyer's wallop of visual effects, but not enough brains to fill a dinghy…

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By Alonso Duralde (1,351) for TheWrap (3,203) on 16 May 2012

I was never bored. And that, sadly, makes it better than most of the other expensive and over-hyped films of its ilk…

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By Rafer Guzman (1,080) for Newsday (2,345) on 16 May 2012

Battleship employs the same nonintelligent strategy as the Hasbro board game: Fire blindly at broad targets and wait for explosions…

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By Gary Thompson (1,554) for Philadelphia Daily News (1,596) on 16 May 2012

It's fast, efficient, and keenly aware of its popcorn-movie mission statement…

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By Graham Killeen (120) for Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (1,693) on 16 May 2012

Berg does his best to emulate Michael Bay's timeless military-fetish-meets-farting-robots aesthetic, but he never succeeds at putting together…

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By Jon Niccum (520) for Kansas City Star (1,573) on 16 May 2012

Saluting both the American flag and filmmaker Michael Bay, 'Battleship' rises to new heights of pandering while Erich and Jon Hoeber's screenplay…

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