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By Avi Offer (997) for NYC Movie Guru (997) on 18 May 2012

A long, vapid and tedious orgasm of CGI effects that will leave you exacerbated…

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By Clay Cane (203) for BET.com (238) on 18 May 2012

Side note: Rihanna's hat deserves recognition! That cap was sealed on her head - weathering ocean waters and alien attacks…

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By Eugene Novikov (936) for Film Blather (908) on 18 May 2012

I had considerably more fun watching Berg destroy Michael Bay at his own game than watching Joss Whedon try to please everyone in the universe…

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By Matt Brunson (2,422) for Creative Loafing (2,337) on 18 May 2012

Could be mistaken for a Transformers sequel except it's missing Shia LaBeouf's distinctive hairdo…

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By Tony Medley (1,109) for Tolucan Times (639) on 18 May 2012

Terrific…

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By Perri Nemiroff (375) for Shockya.com (657) on 18 May 2012

Riggins and Landry in the Navy, Peter Berg Does Michael Bay, Transformers-esque, Not Really Battleship; any of those titles are just as fitting…

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By Mathew Dekinder (396) for Suburban Journals of St. Louis (395) on 17 May 2012

There is an earnestness to Battleship that makes it impossible to hate even with its clunky dialogue and plot holes so big you could float…

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By Widgett Walls (433) for Needcoffee.com (433) on 17 May 2012

Veterans & Aliens'? That would have been a better movie…

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By Joshua Tyler (625) for Giant Freakin Robot (16) on 17 May 2012

It's everything that's wrong with modern science fiction and also a lot of fun…

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By Sean O'connell (919) for CinemaBlend.com (1,378) on 17 May 2012

The whole movie feels like Roland Emmerich's sperm and Michael Bay's sperm fertilized an egg Tony Scott cryogenically froze back in 1986, producing…

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By Mike Mcgranaghan (1,821) for Aisle Seat (1,783) on 17 May 2012

Battleship is ultimately too derivative for my taste. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a tiny bit of fun with it, though…

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By Christopher Orr (399) for The Atlantic (1,046) on 17 May 2012

Battleship is substantially less awful than it could have been. And for me, that may have been the biggest disappointment of all…

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By Wilson Morales (206) for BlackFilm.com (211) on 17 May 2012

When Michael Bay is unavailable to do the job, Peter Berg is the guy they called to direct…

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By Gary Wolcott (857) for Tri-City Herald (818) on 17 May 2012

Battleship may be based on the popular Hasbro game, but it's more like Transformers. Only Battleship can claim a better plot…

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By Matthew Razak (302) for Flixist.com (210) on 17 May 2012

Battleship is a movie where even benign satellite messages sent from NASA to distant worlds are giant laser beams that shoot through space…

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By Andrea Chase (1,182) for Killer Movie Reviews (1,182) on 17 May 2012

The film adds space invaders to the traditional maritime conflict, yet never forgets its humble roots as a board game played with pegs and…

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By Clint O'connor (453) for Cleveland Plain Dealer (828) on 17 May 2012

Battleship blues: Where is Michael Bay when we need him…

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By Sandie Angulo Chen (751) for Common Sense Media (4,943) on 17 May 2012

Over-the-top sci-fi action with great special effects…

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By John Beifuss (1,947) for Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) (1,944) on 17 May 2012

A forgiving viewer may wonder if there's method in its moronity: Creedence Clearwater Revival's anti-war classic 'Fortunate Son' blares over…

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By John Wirt (638) for Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) (638) on 17 May 2012

It's big, loud, dumb and sloppy but, despite it all, the thing entertains on some primal level…

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