Review of Batman vs. Robin (2015) by Carla E — 24 Apr 2015

Spoilers.

Oh a new Batman animated!

Wow, so Damien has become the new Robin and seems to be doing his own thing behind Batman's back eh? Animation looks nice, voice acting seems pretty solid.

Wait who is this owl guy? Wait, who are these other zombie owl guys? Now there are blank face people? Are these people connected?

Oh the owl guy is banging the leader of the blank face people who wants to be friends with Bruce and kill Batman, and the zombies are...temporary zombie assassins? I'm assuming are clones of...someone I should know about? Eh, probably doesn't matter.

Hey look! The owl guy is trying to convince Damien to join them, no wait he's going to sacrifice him to his boss/wife, no wait now he's killed everyone to save Damien, no wait he...he wants to fight Batman now? Why? What does he gain by fighting Batman? Didn't he say he was a thief? Why can he fight so well?

Who the fuck were the masked people and how did no one in Gotham talk about them before? How did they not approach the wealthiest man in Gotham already?

...this movie is beyond retarded.

Cool animation though.