Review of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) by Jay P — 08 Jul 2017

I stand by my assertion that Zach Snyder can take almost any idea, no matter how cool, and turn it into grimdark (boring as shit) porridge. Have you ever eaten grimdark porridge? It's awful.

Spoiler alert: their mothers are both named Martha and who fucking cares. If both main characters have a completely blasé, Ayn Randian, nature, it'd be more entertaining to lay in a sensory deprivation talk for 3 hours. Actually, that sounds pretty good, I should book an appointment.