Review of Batman & Robin (1997) by Zachariah W — 30 Oct 2015

Why? Just why? Why does this movie exist? It's bad! Actually, it's worse than bad! This movie feels like a deliberate attempt to sodomize and mock the Batman franchise. Every single time I'm ever faced with the unfortunate circumstance of "having" to watch this movie for whatever reason, my intelligence always feels violated and insulted.

In fact, I have always found myself feeling as if I had just lost some braincells and became a less intelligent human being every single time I have witnessed every terrible moment of this atrocity! Now you could make the argument that it's "so bad it's good" in the sense of being a deliberate parody of Batman, but it just feels more like an insulting abomination! I'm just thankful that everyone involved in making this movie had made a public apology to all of us, especially the director (Joel Schumacher).