Review of Basket Case (1982) by Aaron B — 20 Feb 2014

Heartwarming tale of a man who carries his formerly-conjoined mutant twin brother around in a picnic basket so that they can exact sweet revenge upon the doctors who surgically separated them against their will years earlier.

The mutant brother uses his powers of telepathy, super-human strength, and moving via stop-animation while the normal brother displays a formidable arsenal of weapons that include sucking face, naked night-running, and having REO Speedwagon hair.

Everyone should watch this movie.