Review of Barnyard (2006) by Brian S — 11 Jun 2008

This movie is as profoundly horrible as you'd expect, considering they gave the bulls udders for no reason. I give it one star for mentioning that the farmer is a vegan, which makes the farm some kind of sanctuary he runs as a hobby I guess? rather than gruesomely creepy, and makes the animals' conspiracy less suicidal.

But really, nothing about this film stands up to any thought (why the conspiracy anyway?), and almost everything about it is mind-bogglingly terrible. I'd watch Home on the Range and/or Babe instead.