Review of Barnyard (2006) by Alvien B — 29 Jul 2018

My god. If you want top notch, quality, fly by the seat-of-your-pants cinema then boi, is this the film for you. I'm talking cow's, barnyards, Mr Bombastic courtesy of the AMAZING notorious Biggie Cheese.

I mean, HOLY MOLY, I would show this to my kids all day every day, no matter what the authorities tell me. I would D I E for Otis the cow. Catch me at Comic Con cosplaying this feat of cinema. Ben dying makes me cry every time.

Forget Shakespeare, forget Tarantino, forget everything else you've laid your eyes upon. THIS IS WHY WE WATCH MOVIES.