Review of Bangkok Dangerous (2008) by Sammie A — 10 Jun 2009

Something about the previews to this movie or the poster made me not want to see it. I guarantee you it was Nicolas Cage's hair. Instead of reviewing this movie (which was surprisingly good), I want to talk about why Nicolas Cage can't seem to fix his hair.

I mean, is he just incapable of normal hair styles? Does hair not grow properly on his head? Was it a bad wig he was suffering from? What the hell is wrong with Nicolas Cage's hair? The only hairstyle I can think of on him that would annoy me more is if he was was bald.

If you watch this movie, try and ignore the hair.