Review of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) by Connor E — 07 Jul 2009

They shamed the good name of "Eck" in this movie.

This movie was boring as hell, I was actually trying to think of things to do besides watch this movie, while the movie was going on. The movie was also confusing... though that may be because of the fact that I was doing other things because the movie was so boring. They never attempted to shoot Lucy Liu, which was flat out retarted. There was a scene where two cars did a barrel roll (Do a Barrell Roll!) and blew up with Antonio right in the middle (Use the boost to get through!). That was cheesy beyond all belief. This movie sucks, don't watch it. I'd rather watch Death Bed the Bed that Eats People. This is better than Alien 3000 though.