Review of Bad Johnson (2014) by Angel M — 03 Jun 2014
Womanizing lothario Rich Johnson (Cam Gigandet - Priest) continuously finds himself getting into trouble with the ladies as his head -- not the one on his shoulders -- does most of his "thinking" for him.
After his latest relationship ends because of an oral exam and some lipstick, Rich wishes that he could stop getting into trouble! When he awakens the next morning, he discovers his "wish" came true much like Tom Hanks' wish came true in Big.
It's gone! As terrible as this all sounds, Bad Johnson CAN get worse ... and it does! Rich discovers there is a new man in town who "thinks" much like Rich used to "think"! In other words: his penis has come to life as a vilely repulsive, annoying, trashy, juvenile, despicably shameful, crass, foul-mouthed horny jerk the ladies just cannot seem to get enough of.
Because this new arrival seems to crimp Rich's style ... Rich has to figure out how to get rid of "Dick" and get his mojo back. Yes, this movie is real ... and no, I do not recommend it.
It'd be nice if this film ended the careers of every single person involved in making it. Bad doesn't even begin to describe it.
This review of Bad Johnson (2014) was written by Angel M on 03 Jun 2014.
Bad Johnson has generally received negative reviews.
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