Review of Bad Asses on the Bayou (2015) by Thegodfatherson — 09 Mar 2015
Bad Asses 3 is the same low budget crap that we have seen from Danny Trejo. I swear, this guy can pop out another catastrophe in a week, and he doesn't care if it bombs at the box office. I caught all of his recently released movies, on Netflix, and that is concerning for Trejo.
The truth is, he doesn't care. Trejo' performance in BA3 is so lifeless and boring, that you just want him to get off the screen, he is annoying. When Machete and Machete Kills came out, I got both on BluRay.
Because those were silly fun movies, and Trejo was ACTUALLY GOOD in those flicks. When this guy works will Uwe Boll, we will get the worst movie ever made, period. Danny Glover looks like he hates his new retirement home, and came back to kick ass in a movie that is so much kicked in it's ass pathetically.
The story, god. Where do I start? There is a lot of violence, crank up the nonstop swears, and you have a Bad Asses movie. The first movie was fun, because we see two actors beating sh*t up, the second one lost my interest after 2 minutes of it starting on Netflix.
This one is the worst, clearly. Bad Asses On the f*cking BAYOU? What kind of title is that? Seriously, ignore at all costs. A full on zero for you Machete.
This review of Bad Asses on the Bayou (2015) was written by Thegodfatherson on 09 Mar 2015.
Bad Asses on the Bayou has generally received mixed reviews.
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