Review of Bachelor Party Massacre (2006) by David L — 12 Jul 2013

One of the poorest attempts at a film I've seen for a while, and probably why I only paid 40p for it. This makes low budget horrors look like blockbusters. It's supposed to be about a group of four men having a stag night where they order some strippers for their entertainment.

As each of the gents go for there private dance, they end up getting attacked by an unknown assailant wielding a blade. As the body count increases, and the acting gets worse, we finally reach our conclusion which unlike most horrors, has no twist ending whatsoever.

Nothing is really explained, and the killer is just some random woman who hates strippers because her dad used to be married to one. It feels like the sort of film I could produce given a video camera for 90 minutes, and it's full of unrealistic scenes and very poor camera work! It's like someone was trying to prove they could make a film given the worst set of actors and actresses, and next to no props.

I imagine it might be considered cool to have seen this if you were a 10 year old boy because it has a lot of swearing and a bit of breast on show. The saddest thing is that I think this was actually trying to take itself seriously and in that respect you couldn't even laugh at how bad everything was! Thankfully it wasn't exactly a long film, so the torture (or lack of it) was over in no time at all - It's just a pity it wasn't made even shorter i.

E. by not being produced in the first place!!!